hi, i'm nancy

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to think we’ve been spelling it wrong

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i’m so excited for the maine oh my god i’m freakin out

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nosdrinker:

this is the most unfunny thing i’ve ever seen

this is unfunny on a quantum level

this is so stupid it created a wormhole and traveled to the other end of space-time and became a warped ironic humor space demon

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this one time i saw a girl make a post saying how it’s impossible to be socially inept

she then listed a bunch of things no one supposedly does because if they did that would make them socially inept and that’s “impossible” so basically the list was her telling people they don’t do these things

she was so sure

idk man i did everything on that list

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holy crap guys i’m seeing the maine tomorrow

ekjr3hqoijr i can’t wait omfg

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my family is having a family trip and they didn’t even invite me

it’s not like i decline family trips when i actually am asked so that’s not why

instead they asked me to puppy sit our dog all day

ok family ok

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